Why is it that a certain coffee chain is so hung up with the phrasing you use to order coffee? It’s like asking customers at a breakfast resturant to order their meal using kitchen lingo.

I say, fat free, medium, sugar free vanilla, ice latte…you say skinny vente sugar free iced latte. Blah. Leave me alone. Give me my #%$! $3.50 coffee.

Me to the four year old class: “We don’t use potty words. They are not nice.”

Four year old girl: “If we’re not suppose to use potty words, then why are they in my mouth?”

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