So far I am enjoying age three.
Unfortunately, no one told me that the temper tantrums are replaced by never-ending energy.
Honestly, if we could harness this kid to giant hamster wheel we would pay no electric bills. It is also a mostly, clean burning, constantly renewable source of energy. No naps are needed. Well, for him anyway. I need about 12 hours of sleep per night.
Why did no one tell me about the thrashing, throwing, tireless, teeming threes? Did I miss the memo? This kid can break more rules in five minutes than anyone I’ve ever met. He’ll also manage to do new things that require new rules while you are discovering the first set of broken rules.
For example, today, he put loose change down the slats of the deck? That’s perfectly good change that could be used in U.S. vending machines, gone forever. Why? Does the deck look like a piggy bank? Ever?
Also, does the vent system in our house resemble a toy box? I’m going to err on the side of caution and say, “No.” Still, thousands upon thousands of tiny toys have made their way into the duct work of our HVAC system. Thankfully, all have been recovered.
And to think, before I had children I worried that too much dog hair would destroy our heater.