These resolutions made me laugh. I’m actually about to fill up the helium balloons right now.

• Quitting Smoking: For every cigarette you smoke, eat two.
• Losing Weight: Put down that shrink ray! Instead, attach thousands of colorful helium balloons to your person. The balloons take pressure off the scale and give you colorful plumage. Soon, you’ll be a neighborhood folk hero beloved by children and ignored by the elderly.

I start student teaching tomorrow and this site will be a forum for me to do daily journals about my student teaching experience. Of course, I will try to add other blog information if I think of it.

I am in a wedding this weekend. I will never be in another non-relative wedding again. I vow. Not only am I wearing Hunter Green the bride, (a 36-year old second time bride) is running around like Scarlet O’Hara and taking serious amounts of my copious time. I’m not even the maid of honor!

Seriously, some people take the “it’s your day” mentality to true diva proportions.

Note to self: never ever include others in a second wedding.

Additional note to self: don’t have a second wedding.

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